On the way to Jan Mayen,

many spent the night in their cabins hidin’

looking from bed through the port hole

waves had calmed and no more roll

most were thrilled by this change in the sea

except for the handful that claim “rougher is better for me”

the staff put together lectures all day

to teach us about the Arctic ways

Tommy started on today’s floating school

explaining the “Art of Suffering” on K2

a Nat Geo photographer on assignment to high alpine peaks

braving wind, avalanches, and snow that’s waist deep

Steff continued our education

making sure we all learned on our vacation

he claims that his home in Svalbard is one of few places anywhere

where you can walk out your front door and get eaten by a polar bear

but Steff says this freedom is great

forces you to be present instead of bear bait

on days at sea, people curl up to draw and read their books

or chat with new friends in all the ship’s nooks

the Young Explorers Club met

and collected a data set

they mapped our route in Svalbard

and created experiments to show permafrost thawed and frozen hard

Dennis enlightened us on arctic plants with wildly gesturing hands

some we’d seen on nearby lands

purple saxifrage is his favorite of all

and like all arctic plants, they are rather quite small

a special time for tea

was set up in the laundry

brandy and decorated tiny cakes

laid out beautifully for all to take

crew members showed from behind the scenes

of how the ship works, if you were keen

a musical jam with piano, guitars, and song

nothing could go wrong

ending with a conga line

made everyone feel fabulously fine

we sat down for dinner to eat

but Brent’s call brought us to our feet

outside we ran to see the whales

besides that, all else pales

such is the life on a Lindblad and Nat Geo expedition

we hope that you will make it your life’s next mission.